European Bus

Ok, Irish Bus, Bus Éireann.

I was expecting much more, something beautiful and working beautifully as a fancy watch!

A disgusting customer service at the Busáras bus terminal in Dublin. Delivering a terrible and unreadable timetable in a horrible manner, being bad attendants (ticket sales person that didn’t tell me that the bus was departing from another place out of the terminal -what? out of the terminal?) and the worst hasn’t been told yet.

On the first travel, ME MONKEY had to wait for the bus under the rain! On the return, ME MONKEY had to wait 1 and a half hour for a bus when the timetable says that in that period 4 buses should have past.

I`m so disappointed, I have no words to say how Bus Éireann and Dublin failed on showing ME MONKEY that their services are reliable.

They are so far from being an European Chimp, they should know that and work hard to find out a way to dig a way out of this hole!

Chimps in London!

Two weeks ago my chimp friend and I went to London, to finally know this world capital!

Beautiful place, beautiful people from everywhere on the world! Some have a different point of view, maybe the chimps who lived there once can comment more properly on the Bad Religion`s lyrics below. But in the end, what really matters is that we all get amused by all fantastic images we see.

Listen to the music and read the lyrics.



England seemed like such a beautiful place from afar
Until one day I went and saw how miserabely how things really are
All Fantastic Images they only are apparent
Propagated just by hope and desire to share it
Beauty was the allure that brought me close to you
Loneliness was the bond that made me stick like glue
All Fantastic Images they only are apparent
Promoted by desperate hope that things are somewhere better
I don't have a thing against fantasy
But to chase it down just don't make sense to me
If you're only hope is simply peace and love
You end up discarding most of what you're made of
All Fantastic Images they only are apparent
Promoted by desperate hope
And the need to share it

I found a friend!

http://conformingmonkey.blogspot.com/

cheers

ChimpoMatic

But the God I know is not one that -- the God I know is one that promotes peace and freedom. But I get great sustenance from my personal relationship. That doesn't make me think I'm a better person than you are, by the way.
--George w. Bush

Washington, DC
06/24/2004
in an Interview on Radio and Television Ireland

source:http://chimpomatic.net

Chimpland is the helicopter capital

Sao Paulo, one of the largest cities of the world, and the most important city of Brazil is the capital of helicopters, which means that the third world can rule sometimes.

Can you imagine a country like Brazil holding the capital of helicopters? If you can`t believe, please read it yourself at The Guardian.

Well, this is a synonym of troubles as well. Sao Paulo has lots of accidents, amazing and increasingly traffic jams, houses tumbling down, and etc. Every evening news program has your own helicopter in order to register the most exiting scene of the day in the city! There`s no better place to see this things than from the air, there`s no way of moving faster in a big city than through the air.

Sao Paulo`s people should be proud of their achievement: the city which has more helicopters and flights on Earth. On the other hand, Sao Paulo`s chimps should be concerned about the causes of that... the bad causes: traffic jams, tragedies, and media exploiting life to make money.

Who is the real chimp?

Excellent! So we finally discovered what we need to do to be better than a monkey!

I`ll enroll myself in one of this courses in the USA as soon as I can!

Military training, don`t ask why, Just do it!

Dressing Up a Monkey?!

Do you think that someone who takes care of a monkey is stupid? And what if the guy dress up the monkey?

Few days ago I argued with a Gorilla that was hanging on the tree next to me. He read about the history of a guy who used to dressing up monkeys, and take care of them as commom pets. She told me that she couldn`t understand how could someone be so idiot whilst was petting her`s dog.

See the chim and the monkey below.


Why is that bad? Why is the guy so stupid only because he has a monkey instead of a dog? Maybe he thinks the same about people who have dogs.

Few days after after the arguement, I found her defending a girl who used to wearing weird clothe combination.

What`s the difference? Why don`t people can do what they want and that`s it? I think this Gorila should stop concerning about everyone`s life and behavior, and they care of hers.

Pointing out other`s problems is a fancy maner of conforting yourself.